Only Harbhajan Singh can accomplish all of those things in the short period of time.

Bhajji was fined USD 15000 by match referee Gundappa Vishwanath for swearing at T. Suman, the Deccan Chargers cricketer, after dismissing the latter. And no one would say undeserving. In fact the joke has been that the moment he earned the Man of the Match, he knew he would have to part with the winnings.
However, Harbhajan Singh was still the toast of the night for the Mumbai Indians and even he went onto admit that he had pleaded with Sachin Tendulkar to change his mind and participate in the forthcoming 2010 ICC World Twenty20.
Harbhajan Singh also admitted that he was using Tendulkar's bat and thanked the MI captain for giving it to him as he scored his whirlwind eighteen ball forty-nine run match winning innings.
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